 If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used. |
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 Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons! |
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| Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care. |
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| If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME. |
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| When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u! |
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| Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME! |
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| Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once... |
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| Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left. |
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| Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best. |
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Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy. |
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