 Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache ! |
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 Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them. |
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| What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much. |
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| The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? |
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| I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again |
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| God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law. |
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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences. |
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| You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live. |
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| A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad! |
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| Look at the world around u; u’ll see God's creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u’ll c God's providence. Look at the mirror u’ll c God's sense of humor. |
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